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October 18, 2004 | Benefits

Now as a freelance writer, I don't get many benefits in the traditional sense.

But I do get lots of press releases.

Here's my current favorite:

Dear Mr. Singel,

The purpose of this email is to serve as a press release for the newly emergent religion of Matrixism. This religion is based on the motion picture trilogy "The Matrix" but actually has a history that goes back nearly one hundred years.

To learn more about Matrixism please visit its web site at . Our web site can also be accessed via matrixism.org or matrixism.com.

Please pass this information on to any reporters or staff who may be interested. If you have any questions regarding Matrixism we will be glad to answer them. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Wendy X
Acting Secretary of Matrixism

Posted by Ryan Singel at October 18, 2004 11:31 PM

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It's not that interesting or funny without the hyperlink to matrixism's website which is http://www.matrixism.org

Posted by: Pico at October 26, 2004 06:54 PM

That link is bunk. The current url is http://www.geocities.com/matrixism2069

Posted by: GoatE at January 29, 2006 08:55 PM

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