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I've never been one to beg for presents, but if any of my readers are feeling in the giving mood, I want one of these:

Yes, there is no time like the present to train your child in the art and science of screening and being screened.
Yes, this is real. It's part of the PlayMobil USA airport series.
Here's the photo of all the included parts:
Note the loose gun.
Now is that for the passenger to put in his luggage or for the screener?
Actually, I want to order not just this setting, but most of the figurines and sets PlayMobil sells.
I mean, who doesn't want the prison set with the removable bars so the criminal can break out?
More importantly, I want to be able to find out what happens when Warrior with Wolf steps up to the x-ray machine. Will the TSA screener be brave enough to tell this man he can't bring his wolf or his sword on the plane?

Posted by Ryan Singel at September 22, 2005 12:52 PM
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Thanks, Dave, for this link.
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Post a commentWhat's with replacing the wand with a paddle? Is she getting ready to spank someone?
Just bring out the gimp, and have him bow to the left.
Posted by: Less Perverse than Bill O'Rielly at September 24, 2005 07:31 AM

